To my non british followers I am so sorry about all my great british bake off reblogging, but I religiously watch the show and oH MY GOD JUST WHY WOULD YOU TAKE SOMEONE’S ICE CREAM OUT THE FREEZER WITHOUT TELLING THEM IAIN DID NOT DESERVE TO GO
if anyone outside of britain ever questions how seriously we take the great british bake off just know that this week a guy went out because he threw his baked alaska in the bin because another baker took it out of the freezer and left it on the side and it melted and then he walked up to the judges with said bin and just put it in front of them and i’ve nEVER BEEN SO STRESSED IT WAS INTENSE
getting into cambridge is more than just getting into cambridge for me. it feels like i’m coming home.
Repeat after me:
GRADE BOUNDARIES SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME
THEY COULDN’T CARE LESS, AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED.
SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES, PICK OUT A FEETAL
MAYBE THEY’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE…
…but not likely.
friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
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